For various reasons (car wrecks, etc.), I've bought three new cars in the past two years. How much I wanted to spend was the first thing I told the salesperson. If they couldn't work with it, I walked out. Of course, do a little research on your own beforehand to know how much the car you want costs (plus any…

Is this a new car? Don't buy it with cash. Get a low APR and then take that money and make it work for you. :P

I want to see a Blendtec blender go through this. Will it blend?

Hey, net. Mine was the Vice-Prez of Wachovia, talking about how secure and strong his company was. What a great omen.

It's the keycode that unlocks the hidden chest in the middle of Central Park.

Hey, maybe your sexbot will work just fine with tiny hands, but some people need ones of this size.

Yeah... they could've done without that. I assume that part of the design was to assist in getting funding.

Does Max go into your work, receive the shittiest customer service he's ever had at a Walmart from an employee, and say to you "Bad mood, eh? Your girlfriend cheat on you last night?"

I differ — the whole point of a gun is that it neutralizes physical differences. I know it's often said in jest, but haven't you ever heard the saying "God made men — Samuel Colt made them equal?"

Considering the first episode was about just how much diarrhea you'll have if you eat native Indian food, I don't know how you got that impression. :P It just went on and on and on with that joke, long past the time when it was funny.

Believe it or not, a ship's natural environment takes care of "#2" just as well.

That changed with the 2008 elections. The Republicans now see it as a key to winning, and Democrats are resting on their laurels and not using it anymore.

Dude, there's "not being much of a chef," and then there's just lazy. :P I hate to be one of those people, but for $1.29, you can buy a can of tuna, mixed with a $0.05 dollop of mayo, and make yourself two or three good-sized sandwiches. :P

That's funny — I was one a little while ago, and I honestly couldn't tell the difference between it and a Sebring. At first, I thought Chrysler had resurrected the Sebring, until I got closer and saw the "200" badges.

Your parents voted for Reagan.

Seriously, when you can kill an armed man without even using weapons — how can you be beaten by anyone?

Hey — he got to be the Khal for a damn good reason: he can do shit like that.

God, is that you?

"of which firearms were not legal."

Portland, OR! Representin', suckaz!