wunderbar

Everywhere else on Jalopnik, the answer may always be Miata. But here, in Ebay Challenge Land, the answer is always W220 S600.

I was in Atlanta on business and took MARTA instead of renting a car. I had the worst head cold of my life and could not smell anything. I was coughing up a storm. About 5 minutes in to my ride I noticed people were staring at me strange, almost with fear. This went on for about two stops until a nice Asian lady came…

Welcome to awarding contracts to the lowest bidder.

“You don’t just get to that level...you got to earn your way there. So this class almost seems to be fulfilling people with false hope that they can get out and instantly start modifying cars for a living”

Last time I complained about Hennessey I drank half the bottle and hopped on Reddit.

the return of the Ford Ranger and a new Ford Bronco for the U.S.

Is it weird if I picture myself this family to look like this ?

10/10 would DD.

*sheds four tears*

Dale Gribble: “The left brake isn’t working!”

Okay.

Fixed it for you!

Jealous. I’d be jealous.

My business is anally fisting people for money, so of course I chose a FiST :)

Exterminator’s car.

I’m an executive recruiter. I think this car would be perfect for me:

If I owned a bakery...

From the looks of that escort its either a nuke, a crashed UFO and occupants (I WANT TO BELIEVE) or a dry run for transporting President Donald Trump’s hair pieces.