Not about a car company, but about Crutchfield, and Audio company that I’m sure people around here know of.

Wait, so the Porsche belongs to a Nazi....called Landa?

Can concur, owns bmw, regularly steals art

Here are a couple of straight pipes I’d like to introduce these guys to. You, uh, may want to finish your Americano first.

I think you’re annoying as fuck. I could be very rude and say I don’t support your right to life, but I’m not going to do that.

As a rider you should always wear earplugs anyway. Wind noise is a killer.

Gay boys afraid of motorcycles.

Those Tailgunner exhausts are so incredibly wrong that I find it very difficult to dislike them.

Whatever employee at Tesla designed this thing is clearly a big fan of Hentai

Trying (and failing) to disguise the fact that during the week he's a certified public accountant.

Ape hangers.

*waits patiently for 850WHP Hennessey Roach-Rocket*

Is it the genetically engineered cockroach or me that is in colossal pain? Strangely enough, I’d pick the latter regardless of the answer to that question. The thought of a monster cockroach in control of my car that is constantly in pain sounds like a horrible situation to put yourself through - I’d gladly cut off…

The year, easy. I gave up several by smoking in high school, I’m losing a bit to hereditary illness, and I’ll never make it to natural causes in a car with 650 wheel hp, so, why get greedy?

I would rather lose my lifespan by one year. It’s not like I lived like an Amish bishop anyways. But seeing a giant-ass roach in the engine is akin to those giant-ass ants in the movie Them, NOPE!

Technically this is a used car, and since were on the topic of weird shit found in used cars earlier, I propose that this be found in the CD player upon delivery of the vehicle.

$300k? Yeah...ok.

I hear there's a similarly cursed Panamera. Nickname: Fat Bastard.