I mean, the game was pretty fucked already given how Rowling is making money off of it via licencing and likely residuals too and the best management could give as a response was “well she’s entitled to her views”... which makes sense now.

FYI there’s a Metal Gear edition of Risk that surprisingly good. 

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

It's Konami. Don't bother them anymore about all that Metal Gear nonsense. Or videogames in general. Get off their lawn.

There’s always a reason to say it. Always.

Maybe they should have added more Pachinko elements to the board game

What else is new...

“Unfortunately I don’t know why Gorilla Glue doesn’t have a solution”

For the same reason Nike doesn’t have a solution for people who choke while trying to eat their shoe.
Or SpaghettiO’s for trying to eat the product through the can.
Or Listerine for snorting their mouth wash.
Or Chevron for trying to drink the gas.... 

I mess with Gorilla Glue a lot and the first thought I had was “why not just water down some Curel nail polish remover, mix it with a shampoo/conditioner, and let it sit for a bit?” Then I saw how much GG girl put in her hair and I said to myself, out loud, “shut the fuck up and let the doctor do the work.”

I am glad her ordeal is over and grateful that the brilliant Dr. Obeng took the lead on resolving (or dissolving) the situation. I hope she sincerely re-evaluates her “look” and the impacts of all the products required to attain and maintain it. 

Yeah...this is just really dumb. Instead of exploring her legal options, she should use the money she has raised to get some counseling. And perhaps take a few critical thinking classes. Hopefully, this will be the stupidest thing she ever does in life. Hopefully.

She should try soaking her hair in olive oil or something like that. Worth a try. Maybe it’d permeate the hair and loosen the glue’s grip.

I am wildly confused by this whole situation. She says it’s been a month since she glued her hair down, but it’s still sticking flat to her head? In a month has her hair not grown at all? Has her scalp not shed any skin flakes? Shouldn’t she have a weird slick helmet on top of new growth and dandruff?

Gorilla Glue doesn’t specifically warn against hair usage.

Reminds me here in Canada, in the 2015s, the federal Conservatives thought it would be a genius idea to suggest implementing a “barbaric practices” hotline to call in. Obviously riding racist waves that the right always ride.

never be too safe /s

We needed new consoles if you had a base console. Those were really starting to struggle. Going from a One X or  PS4 Pro though I get the sentiment. Those had years left in them, but that’s the problem you run into with a mid generation refresh.

Literally there is no reason to not use a lottery system for high-demand console sales. Especially with COVID still being a thing. Requiring people to come in and queue up for something they probably won’t even be able to get should just be flat out illegal in the middle of a fucking pandemic.

Oh, that’s a shame. They aren’t going to do anything good with their IPs if anything at all. Was really hoping we could kick the garbage barge off to sea and be done with Konami.

everything is consolidated under the Pachinko division now