I know-isn't it awesome?!?!?! I love being gay and eating chips! I also like soda!

That sounds really fun bc I'm a pervert, I guess….

You just have to move to the one super liberal city in your otherwise shitty red state (ir Austin, Texas, New Orleans, Louisiana, Tucson, Arizona, etc etc)-at least that's what I did

Actually, in the Bible, your daughters rape you!

EFF YOU Cool ranch are the best

Taft

I'm legit ordering the Maid dress-it's so cute

Hey if you can get off using a sex toy from the mall, more power to you

HAHAHAHAHHAHA - omg I don't know why I loved this so much

Eat a fish taco! The Gaslamp district is so pretty and fun to wander around and I always go to Balboa Park. My sister lives in SD so I visit a lot—I never get tired of just wandering around and eating lots of food and going to the beach

I never had a 'real' apple until I moved to Pennsylvania years ago—I've always lived in the deep deep south where it's too hot to grow them. My mind was blown! It's the main thing I miss about living up North

I moved in with my girlfriend! I'm hella nervous but excited and hopeful about things.

upvote for Garbage

Sleater Kinney - A New Wave
Pure Bathing Culture - Lucky One
Chromatics - Cherry
Tennis - Never Work For Free
Beach House - Sparks
Summer Camp - I Want You

Plans for tonight

I'm going to be comic strip legend Cathy-Ack! Chocolates! Swimsuit season! I just need to flat iron my hair, wear a sweatshirt with a heart on it, and carry a scale around with me. I'm going to hand out candy at the door and then go see Santigold and Peaches in concert.

And you played Mario instead bc that's what I would have done

I've only ever beaten 2 by being Peach the whole time. She was the best!

Breathe Again, Again

Blindfold: Acts of Obsession is my personal (Shannon Doherty infested) favorite —although To Be Fat Like Me is also a magnificent name