A few weeks ago I went to DC and street parked. About 45 minutes later the barricades and police showed up — they were clearing the street for the presidential motorcade. It was really cool to see it go by — something like 27 vehicles — and they made sure the street was entirely and completely devoid of traffic.…

Do girls find THAT attractive? He’s no Richard Dean Anderson.

I’m sorry you feel that way, Sweetie.

Hi, my name’s Jonathan Franzen and I really don’t see what the uproar is all about.