I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger cause she’s still messing with that broke *****.

You stole my crown!

I’m generally the queen of eighties and nineties nostalgia but Full House just doesn't inspire that warm and fuzzy feeling.

Please tell me that you and your friends are in your 40s?

If I were the Olsens I wouldn’t want to spend any extra time around Candice Cameron no matter how much they were paying me.

I really thought the title read plot and I was trying to figure out why the producers were being so hard on the bad plot choices they’ve made.

Interesting that nobody is mentioning a certain hunk of junk Corellian YT-class freighter...

The *real* message from Kasich and the Republican party is actually: “Why didn’t you just work harder to marry better?”

Yeah, please send me my dental patients to my house so I can clean their teeth with my butter knives I have in the kitchen drawer.

They’re the same type of assholes who think paid maternity leave = paid vacation. :/

I work from home: my children still go to preschool and daycare because working with them home is not possible.

Just having my arms to myself for 5 minutes felt like/was a major accomplishment.

I was so sleep deprived for the first few weeks of my daughter’s life that I was having hallucinations. Yeah, I would have done a stellar job working from home.

There’s nothing you can do but laugh here.

Remember the republican motto: If you don’t have a live in nanny to tend your kids 24/7, you’re doing it wrong. But they don’t think women are suppose to work anyway I don’t think, so I may have their line wrong.

I’m due any day with number 2 and the best deal I could get for work was a partial leave and to work online. I teach at a university and was only eligible for 8 weeks off of my 50% appointment, so I’ll take 16 weeks off at 25% and work the other 25% teaching the online class. I’m super worried about how I’ll get it…

Yup- I’m fairly certain companies aren’t cool with people telecommuting while also taking care of kids.

Right? Have you ever stayed home and tried to work with a kid home sick from school? Even when they’re sick and operating at half speed, you’re lucky if you’re half as productive as when you’re in an office.

The only people who suggest this are people who've never taken care of an infant 24/7. Having taken care of 3 of them it just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

I LOVE how people just casually suggest that working from home is equivalent to maternity leave, like it’s so easy to work while caring for a newborn. The first three months with my second born were so intense that taking a shower felt like a major accomplishment.