I have a daughter so this is wrong.

Vote vagina.

They are gonna be pissed if they find out she isn’t a journalist.

Internet commentor hero is the only status you shall achieve then.

My step dad had me hold a 2 x 4 ready to knock him off the panel whenever he did electrical work to the house.

You are The Third Reich to die in the last two centuries.

That’s not funny, I accidentally killed a guy with sandpaper, I only intended to rough him up a little.

Cool story bro.

If grandma had wheels she would be a wagon.

Do you have any pictures of your co-worker’s attire?

That is a pretty generic speech component though, its not like Melania started out with

Michelle’s head has always looked weird to me.

Yelich looks like Leo Fitzpatrick.

7k page views. Can I buy you a sandwich or a bag of chips until the next violent crime wave hits?

Republicans or tits?

Well, you see one is parody and the other one is The Onion.

Oh sure, there were imitaters,

+1 brown star

The guy had a killer instinct.

Ha, you won’t get a straight answer out of spete on this or any topic.