+ 20 years

Phew!

Or that she is the mayor of Liartown.

Uh, where has that been stated?

It had that one actress in it right?

That woman has a terrible body though, she has a big black box where her abdomen should be.

I know, you don’t want to be The Third Reich to make a correction for JE.

This is probably why they killed him.

Kara, only 2k pages views, girl.

Actual conversation with mom last Tuesday:

Wait, are there 198 soldiers in the background?

Title IX at its finest.

Yes, but how much meat did he put in the bread?

I was once delivered an entire introductory package to the Columbia Music House CD’s in error. It was intended for someone in Nebraska.

“There are some mistakes that (1) should cost you your job; and (2) even if they don’t cost you your job, should prevent you from ascending to a point where you represent everyone else in your profession.”

Son of a bitch!

All fouls should be eliminated then.

Excuse me, there is a hair in my sandwich.

Throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Well, you did it man, you finally killed my Kinja.