The main problem with sexual assault is the men that are comitting the acts.

What you are saying is you want a place to go where there are no men and all of the opinions are the same as yours.

Is your 40 year old boss doing time for anything now?

“One of those dudes”

The issue that I have with the threat of physical violence reports is that it is probably not possible or at least highly not likely to happen.

Only four of the nine previous transplants led to successful child birth.

Yeah, she lost me at sis Christian person that already adopted three children.

What does this have to do with Peyton Manning’s retirement?

If it is a frat bro then absolutely.

Oh, it was a gay kid? That changes everything, we have to “protect” the gays, the blacks, the women, the people that don’t know what they are but want to be called Kylie today damn it!

I’m sure that’s what all of the losers were saying.

That reminds me of the night my wife was out turning tricks.

He took sacks like a University of Tennessee trainer.

Perhaps Jay Cutler would be available.

This is the kinder, gentler Jezebel that doesn’t want to get sued type of articles that we are going to get now.

I wonder why they feel differently about Clinton fundraising.

If she lied under oath, she should face perjury charges.

“And look, I told Barack, if you really, really want to remake the Supreme Court, nominate Cruz. Before you know it, you’ll have eight vacancies.”

It’s cheaper that way. Keep in mind, these are people that won’t spring for a 50 cent condom.

Maybe they could get a Mulligan or a Hanley.