That’s what sheep said.

Oh Badger, is this because he threw the sweater away?

How about Mike Sherman?

For legal reasons, I must state that James Deen has not been convicted of rape—no charges have been brought, and he has denied the allegations.

Are charges pending against Deen anywhere?

So, kinda like it is now?

I did Nazi that coming.

Was she a woman too?

Nah, I’m just going to watch Two Night Stand on Netflix and chill.

Well, now they can’t Lue’s.

Oh the humanity!

I know, blondes, so creepy.

Pro-life when you want to keep it, pro-choice when you want to kill it.

Your mom was pro-life.

Which only confirms that he is anti-abortion.

It would be funny if Mancini insisted he was gay just so Saari could get a stiffer penalty.

Shaq-Darbe

Which of the presidential candidates are in the if it’s yellow, let it mellow camp?

Slightly off topic but I liked the arena league rule that in that situation you had to gain field position in order for the clock to keep to keep running.

Thank goodness. I thought I was going to have to go to the ER to drop a load on someone’s face.