This is why Indiana can’t have anything nice.

They may have asked him to provide a sample today.

Well, she shouldn’t go to the ER with shoulder pain.

I see what you did there.

I liked The Million Box.

I was just saying to my daughter this morning that she was deprived of Buggs Bunny.

I make all of my passwords “incorrect”.

I got it! It’s a number on the wall!

I haven’t seen a pick and roll like that since Stockton and Malone.

Also, sadly, the Los Angeles story does not feature young, good looking white people. If it did, we would have seen it on Jezebel.

Obama is expected to have a press conference admonishing knife makers for their role in this tragedy.

What is this in aid of?

The winner is always Cinnamon.

I don’t get it.

I do not accept this premise.

El Chapo specifically said “Only one Penn”.

Chandler Jones was running the numbers on that cancet cure when the Foxboro police showed up.

And you know those Confederate flags were made with cotton.

I know, right. They probably used those flags to whip the slaves to do more work.