I don’t know. Isn’t ‘gang’ LEO vernacular for a gathering of brown people?

I live in a sanctuary city, and have two extra bedrooms in my house. There’s got to be a program somewhere where I can take some of these people in and hide them from the ICE! Since, apparently, Cheeto Hitler is mostly going after Latino refugees, it seems particularly propitious that there’s a dual…

Yeah, Katie Holmes that shit.

Yup. “Staying together/forgiving your partner’s crimes for the kids” is just a recipe for kids who grow up weird because they were born in soil poisoned with the tension and anger that you totally were putting out there even though you swear you totally weren’t.

He’s been doing this for half a decade. And mind you, this was before they got engaged, during their engagement, during the honeymoon phase, and everything after. Their relationship has been a lie for the most part and nothing can salvage it. Nothing.

This is exactly what happened to my sister (well almost). Ex ran off with the neighbor when my sister was 7 months pregnant. It won’t get better. Leave him.

You deceive me for five years, your wants no longer matter.

what the f kind of advice did you give to question 1

The full Jolie.

This advice is so good that I’m thinking about taking it even though I’m happily married with no children.

Yeah she pretty much needs to get hardcore. And fast.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you DTMFA!

You should write this column.

All! Of! This!!

I know we will have to co-parent, regardless of the outcome, so we are both seeking counseling in order to work through issues to be better parents. I just don’t know what is right, or at least, what other people would do in a situation like this.

I was inspired by the woman last month who didn’t want to get arrested for vandalism, so she put participation ribbons on the statues. That was some grade A trolling on her part.

Maybe they are just trying to capitalize on the “Millennials Need A Medal For Every Fucking Thing” complaint that they invented and are always complaining about.

They. Are. Children. What the fuck are they supposed to do, have empty bellies and possibly get bad grades because their minds are on that instead of their schoolwork? And who the fuck says that getting free meals via the government for the rest of their lives will be their takeaway? Awfully presumptuous.

I mean, feel free to explain to little Janie all about your Randian jerkoff fantasy and how her mother is a leech on the system but Janie is eight and she’s hungry and she doesn’t understand why adults who have food won’t give her food when she’s hungry.

Here you go: You’re a dick.