This kid is terrifying. Does anyone else feel like he’s gonna need some therapy or is it just me?

That blonde woman on the couch on Fox - has she always been the female host on that show

They have a closet full of animatronic blondes. Wait, band name?

I have a question. That blonde woman on the couch on Fox - has she always been the female host on that show or do they keep substituting the blonde female host with a new blonde female host? I feel like this one is younger than I remember.

It will come from his foundation so other people’s money basically.

I just came across this an hour or so earlier today. Thank you for sharing it here. Highly relevant and absolutely terrifying.

“I’m the cowboy of the Capitol” honestly made me laugh. You know he wants that to be his nickname.

“Hey sorry I forgot your birthday. I wear a coat.”

It might need to be a certain type of coat. Let’s look into this!

Bahahaha. Can I use this as an excuse for poor behavior too? Not for racism, but general assholery and self absorption. Sometimes I wear a coat.

“That was an exaggerated statement that, you know, a lot of times is used in the western world when somebody does a crime or commits theft. … That’s just a western term and I’m very much a western man. … You know, I wear a coat. You know, I dress western. And, you know, I’m the cowboy of the Capitol.”

I have just the hat to go with his “coat”:

I’m using that as a defense for everything from now on. Am I a racist fuck face too? I mean I own and wear several different coats.

Guys you don’t understand; he wears a coat.

Not at all surprised. He is one of the main “Good ‘Ol Boys” of the MO legislature. To illustrate his mindset, I was down there for a lobby day on behalf of Medicaid expansion a couple of years ago. We pulled him off the floor because without Medicaid expansion, several hospitals and/or clinics in his district would…

Actually, I was thinking about your comment while fixing dinner, tonight.

Sean, wtf are you doing? Move on already!

It’s the buildup to the release of Mueller’s findings. Then God help the Korean peninsula. :(

I’m glad you asked. When Mueller’s report is released. Guaranteed.

“Folks, I know extortion. I have done all the best extortion. Yuuuuge sums of money extorted.”