I have been obsessing over Pretty Reckless, since I saw them in May and was re-impressed. Taylor’s cover of Audioslave got me right in the feels. Poor girl has been through so much.

My dog is afraid of:
1. Clothes
2. Vacuum
3. Water
4. Fidget Spinners
5. The “Tiger Tail” massage thingie for my shoulder
6. My bike
7. Brooms
8. Trash cans
9. The fan (standing)
10. The fan (ceiling)
I could go on...

But again - the face! Worth it. <3

Penny is no more - her name is now Willow, because Amy was answering to Penny too. This first week of having another dog has been very interesting, as we’re getting to know her and she’s getting to know us (and our vet, who after Willow and Amy’s joint appointment is now in possession of my 2 arms and 3/4 of a leg).…

I really just need to find a job and at this point I don’t even really care where it is.

I was speculating earlier that they shot him in the neck with a tranquilizer dart and then hid his phone.

They were sitting on him, I bet. A literal pig pile with his tiny hands and feet waving around and muffled “GIMME MY PHONE!” and oophing noises emerging.

It must be some kind of a family when Donald Jr. calls in to question another guy’s “character”. The very son who famously said his father wanted nothing to do with any of his kids until they were out of college.

In other news, I’m the queen of England.

His public indecency trench?

They must have given Trump some real powerful drugs to keep him calm today.

Ha! I had forgotten about that picture. Such a knob.

I only wish Ted Was wearing this.

Remember kids; if you’re an old, white, and Republican, your gross negligence and incompetence will be excused as on-the-job training.

Remember kids; if you’re old, white, and Republican, your gross negligence and incompetence will be excused as on-the-job training.

Oh it will still have a penalty, it just won’t apply to Republicans.

So, the Republican play is ‘Nothing to see here. God, stop being such jerks...’

Ugh, the whole “glasses make me smart” thing was horribly killed forever by that twunt Perry, moron.

Iknowrite? I just adore the framing of this shot. A huge perfectly-round planet of a head, over whose horizon Power-Sulk Rentboy is rising like a bad moon.

POWER-SULK, ACTIVATE!!

God I hope this is an actual screenshot