but they let him touch an orb, so who gives a shit?
I dunno, those Mole People are pretty pissed after being enslaved so long, I don’t think they have good boundaries worked out yet.
Hmmm. How about the cats finally get sick of our shit, rise up, and enslave us?
I like this world building.
Well played, fellow slave to the mole people.
I don’t know, I mean, I’m generally a pretty curious cat. I wouldn’t mind being a slave to the mole people for a few years just to learn what they’re all about. If it sucks, there’s always suicide.
That’s the stuff! Do they take over or just kill us?
I vote for Mole People.
All good choices. I’m going with a solid Humans Destroy The Environment Out Of Sheer Stupidity. The odds got better in the last week.
This post made my day. Way to mayor, Mayor Khan!
Hopefully, the Mayor has started something.
My husband and I have been playing versions of Would You Rather since the election. Up til the inauguration Giant Meteor won over Random Data Scientist Declares Major Voting Error, after that we concluded Giant Meteor, Side of Selective Plague was preferable to reality. Recently we’ve been hoping for invasions. I’m…
I eagerly await the day Sean Spicer answers every reporter’s question with “I dunno. Ask him.”
My dad and my brother have pilots licenses so I asked them both via group text about privatization of air traffic control what feels like two years ago but must have been 2 months ago. They both essentially replied HAHAHHAHAHAHA NO! GIRL, NO! and then gave me nuanced reasons why it’s so so so bad.
Sure, why not? He’s already picked fights repeatedly with the Intelligence Community and most of the civil service. He thinks that will make them more willing to “make a deal.”
That rumbling sound heard in DC this morning wasn’t an earthquake.
Uuuuuh...
Guess you could say his rescuing skills are en pointe.
The day the last person uses the word “memelord” is the day we all benefit. Fuck, but the 4Chanization of Facebook and other internet spaces is such a really annoying thing to deal with.