It could’ve also been gas.

But man, the replies to that Tweet are amazing!

It’s the sound you make when someone finally has had enough and takes your phone away mid-tweet.

I think we just watched a stroke happen live on Twitter.

Shut down the Internet, we have a winner

Because heart, like eyes, is weak!

*ahem* it’s spelled t.A.t.U.

“So, kid, stay out of politics, and give your brain a shower.”

Agreed. I think there very much remains a subtle double standard that a man is free to risk approaching any woman, and she accepts or she doesn’t. But a woman is supposed to choose from the pool of men who express interest in her, not from the greater pool of men in general.

“This song is so great!!!”

You think the woman chooses the man more in American culture? I disagree entirely. We still live in a culture where men are the pursuers. A woman who goes after a guy is seen as totally desperate.

You know she waited long enough to ensure she could keep those gifts.

Yeah, that was a paid-for deal. He was paid to marry her for the show, and was also promised that as part of the payment, he could fuck her. Anyone who thinks it was a real marriage that just didn’t work out is stupid.

Impaired driving is impaired driving. I don’t care if it’s booze, Percocet or anything else - if you are even slightly impaired, don’t get behind the wheel.

Kilometers better, you goddamn American.

“On ne met pas du ketchup sur le bifteck, éspèce d’imbecile! Et on ne le brûle pas!”

Yeah, but in Trump’s mind it still went like this:

“Ketchup does not belong on le bœuf, imbécile!”