I was thinking more along the lines of “Help Melania, you are my only hope of not falling down the stairs,” and she was like “I hope you do and break your neck”.

Thats the only contact sport he ever played.

Ew. Nope. Not going to think about it. Ew. Ew. Ew.

Then he pats her on the butt, anyway.

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Feeling particularly blobbish today, so thank you ;)

This is so spectacularly awful I’m even more convinced that all this is an elaborate art project.

“So amazing + will NEVER FORGET!”

The President’s mature and dignified response involved calling the perpetrators of the bombing “losers”. Because in the face of a tragedy, you always want to hear the leader of the free world using playground taunts.

ISIS would take responsibility for a ham sandwich.

Dismiss your trolls folks. They do not deserve your time, you’re better than that.

Well yea, cause all the minorities are on the welfare and not working. Even those ones they see at every place of business ever. Those are just employment mirages.

Though we all know Republicans hate children. It’s just the embryos and fetuses they like.

The other assumption is that only white Christians pay taxes.

Too late to ETA previous reply.

He can’t comprehend it tired or not.

Protip for idiot Republicans: people on food stamps work. Some of them are even serving their country in the military.

Well, Betsy is busy curating her collection of children’s tears and Ben Carson accidentally trapped himself in a street mime’s invisible box. Here is Trump mistakenly addressing Bannon’s “exoskeleton” for 10 minutes.

and he is tired on his trip right now, how can he even comprehend what the fuck he and his minions are doing ???

While that was a surprise, he stated specifically in his concurrence why he joined Kagan and the other liberals; he believed it a matter of not disturbing the factual findings of the lower courts and applying the correct burden-shifting principles, which was consistent with his dissent in a previous case that…