The mug shot says it all.

The mug shot says it all.

The place where it’s a financial hassle is the vet office. We have two sickly old dogs and used to foster until recently and for whatever reason vet offices like to give dogs last names. So if you’re the owner with a different last name than the dog it can be an epic pain in the ass. It probably doesn’t help that…

I kept my last name for ten years too but eventually started using my husband’s recently because frankly it’s just a confusing pain to have two different names and it’s awkward to correct people that immediately refer to me as Mrs. [Husband Name].

I bet he’s also constantly constipated from all that shit he eats.

Also. . . in the presence of your children, try not to grab women by the pussy.

#troll

There are countless people in NYC- where Melania lived for many years before and since marrying Trump- from all over the world that are both from and celebrate all cultures.

Da!

It’s not acting- he’s senile and he forgets.

I’m pretty sure he thinks she’s Russian.

Clearly you don’t live in New York City. Or if you do, you’re surrounded by idiots.

I am so sick of the dress up, Forein Affairs Barbies.

Woker and Boker could have killed someone. We don’t know that he didn’t.

But hey, at least he finally remembered to button his jacket when he reached the of the stairs- *baby* steps!

Yeah, my Sunday bra is called “no bra”.

Sadly hunting elephants is far easier than that as they don’t move too quickly and leave big footprints.

With a father like that, well actually . . . .

I’m confused as to why someone would buy hot dogs formed in the shape of a square.

I disagree. I think it’s in Democrats best interest to look like they’re being partisan and not put too much trust in Comey- *yet*.