Yes- like when that nut plowed down a bunch of people in Vegas.

20,000+ people die A DAY of starvation or starvation related illnesses- a number that will likely go up under Trump,

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say I’m far more scared of Trump’s *reaction* to America’s next terror attack than I am of any actual potential terror attack.

Yes- I agree and thank you.

Looking back it reminds me of a shower.

Ryan’s face reminds me of a Pound Puppy; Cruz reminds me of Count Chocula; and Trump reminds me of Pepe the Frog.

As a REAL housewife it always annoyed me that she put shit in the fridge that everyone knows you’re not supposed to put in the damn fridge!

After repeatedly bringing attention to the Atlanta area bullshit going on near my house where a lot of Latinos live I was first accused of growing marijuana in my living room.

Ed Sheeran didn’t want to be tardy to the party.

F scotch— I’m actually wondering if I’ll feel better by just banging my dang head into a wall.

The raping of women here illegally has been a problem since well, forever.

. . . because the wealthy Republicans would actually love an oligarchy.

Did you catch that the guys keep making jokes about needing to take a restroom break?

Seriously, I don’t know why I’m watching this when I was trying to give up day drinking.

Mike Luckovich is my hero.

Also it’s great excuse to start campaigning for reelection on the taxpayers dime.

Don’t forget diarrhea!

I can actually see them using the autism rumor to their advantage- I can see them never denying it- even contributing to it, and subsequently using it as an excuse to jet around even more due to their great love and concern for their son.

All the while it’s costing gawd only knows how much because his wife can’t be bothered to move into the dingy old actual White House.

I rarely say this, but this deserves so many more stars.