That doesn't necessarily mean anything. In-home care would probably cost more than $40,000 for one person a year. If the house was in a neighborhood she wanted, and offered structure? a feeling? that made her feel she could forever take care of her loved ones, then $100,000 extra would be worth it, and would be…

Stress is not an excuse for trying to have someone raped. Evil people are simply evil.

"She even offered them $100,000 more than the price they paid for it to allow them to take over the house. That's how important it was," Patton said.

And now her disabled daughter and husband will need professional caretakers. Though, in light of the little I know about this woman, I suspect a professional caretaker will be far more nurturing and professional than she could be, even to her own family members.

Agreed. And he's genuinely a nice guy, which is why he would have been a terrific Tonight Show host if given the time and support.

Seriously, NBC was insane to let him go.

Gotta be a shitty restaurant. Frozen lion? Serve fresh or don't bother.

I kinda am upset about this. That's straight up throwing money in the garbage. I get wanting to match, but sometimes you really don't have to. Not even kept as an emergency bra? Like, "the washing machine is busted and it'll be a week before it's fixed" or a "we're going camping for a weekend" bra?

Ah, the illusion that bodily functions don't exist... fuck that shit. My sister-in-law will not poo in the same house as the men she is dating, even if they've been living together for years. Hell, even when they LIVE. She keeps "Poo-pourie" in her purse. I personally don't have time for that nonsense. In my mind, if…

My boyfriend and his family never warned me about a certain toilet in their house... Whenever I stayed there, they always told me that I should share the hallway bathroom that my boyfriend used. After staying there about a dozen times, I go to said bathroom and take the largest, most diverse poop of my life: we're…

Honestly, your ex was rude as fuck for making fun of you for that.

I can offer two!

Ugh, I can't believe I'm about to share this.

I work with people with developmental disabilities and consequently have a lot of poop stories. Here's one of my better and less disgusting ones:

I think I can win this.

I sharted one morning about two weeks into dating Mr. Nom. Deep enough into the relationship that we have yet to discover one another's flaws and we're hot and heavy. in other words, too early to shit yourself.

I used to be a TA, and I had just finished grading a huge stack of final papers for my class. I piled them neatly on the floor next to my backpack for the next day. When I woke up, my dog had, of every god damned place in the whole house, taken a huge, juicy shit right on top of the stack of papers. The shit was so…

I'm finally coming clean about this sh** show of a story.

Back when my ex and I were dating, I was really weird about pooping around him and his family. They were super white, and they were all so thin and wispy that I was convinced no one in his family ever pooped. So I'm hanging out and I realize that my tia's…

Mine is about my dog because there is just no way I can share a personal story, I also don't really have any good ones.