So you don’t have technology, eat processed foods and rely on modern medicine?

Fake, evil science. Of course their kids’ answers are marked wrong on global tests if the other countries apply such ungodly standards.

Is this the plot for the new Pretty Little Liars season?

I’m imagining telling my Japanese boss what I really think of her - there isn’t even an appropriate Japanese word for it.

My brother is in STEM and spent his whole university life living with my parents, while I studied languages and spent three semesters in Japan.

Wow, finally something everyone can be good at without even trying!

So can they finally show two girls getting it on on PLL now? Because I’ve always wondered why that is not okay, but an underage girl sleeping with her teacher is.

That’s why you never bought a pet in Diagon Alley, right, Harry?

Of course monogamy has its problems (although I’m sure it works great for some, just as it’s the norm for some animal species), but the thing is, if you swear to be faithful to someone and then cheat on them, that’s not okay. If you feel like monogamy is not for you, maybe it’s time to discuss an open relationship.

How do those tests help to identify sociopaths?

What happens if the number entered is fake?

Who is that?

Me, too. People always joke my room back home looks like a turtle museum because of all the memorabilia I own, and my boss makes fun of my flying turtle wallpaper.

No, no, no nailing without a ring!

Except slavery actively hurts people and violates human rights, whereas gay marriage simply wnsures equal treatment.

From Pokémon!

Are those Monster Balls?

I bet she gets a lot more from the government than from God, but I’m sure she has a very divine explanation.

Wouldn’t that logic also mean that God gave us modern medicine, because without his approval, it wouldn’t have been developed?

I’m German and my grandfather was Jewish and barely survived Auschwitz. They used to have some of his son’s stuff in the Jewish Museum in Berlin because said son was gassed by the Nazis.