I am a German who has lived in Japan and has lots of Japanese friends. Sometimes, these friends ask me to help one of their friends when they move to my hometown, Berlin, and don’t speak a lot of German. So I friended some guy. Big mistake.

The courts do not “violate your fundamental rights”, you fucking asshole. How stupid are people these days?

I often have someone on the train painting her nails - and the windows on the express line don’t open.

They look very happy.

I wondered the same. That, and how many girls didn’t want to hang out with the uptight virgins anymore? Because that’s kinda what happened in my sixth grade.

I love it when they tell you you’re destroying the mood after THEY say something shitty.

Make sure it sits on the head correctly and there’s no air!

I thought it might have been someone on our side experiencing a sarcasm film. Sucks it wasn’t. :/

That sucks.

I hope that ‘white” comment was meant to call them out on their shit, like “only white women get perceiced as gentle”.

I think this lady has drunk enough moonshine.

Tell them you took a painkiller earlier and meds and alc don't mix well.

Well, then how do you plan on keeping those walking erections from raping if you turn your back to them for a second?

Every second of every day?

How do you prevent boy-on-boy assault in the locker room then?

Now I wonder about rape at Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy seems like the kind of guy who would do that.

Yeah, but that was basically her defence.

Awesome! I’ll go work for a butcher now and claim the duties are against my vegetarian beliefs. Income for no work!

Boyfriend and I call them Pretty Stupid Liars!

Not evil? Just because the people she tortured and almost killed aren’t dead?