Do you intern at Seattle Grace?

I like to tell people my number is between zero and infinity. And now I really hope some dumbass asks if I’ve really slept with infinity guys. XD

‘You seems like a shady guy’

Commuting gives me rage as well. Manspreaders, girls crossing their legs so that their foot almost touches you, smelly people (perfume/ cigarettes/...), super loud people, and lately teens and elderly people taking the train during commuter’s rush to then complain that it’s crowded.

Olive oil can break some people out, and leaving cleansers on your skin is bad. Great if it works for you - I hope you wear a sunscreen!- but it should probably not be imitated.

Kid should learn to spell before claiming women are not that intelligent.

#reversedracism

It’s not the hygiene aspect that bothers me.

Glutards? That’s classy.

Never go to Japan then. I babysat Japanese kids and when they don’t like something, they will say they cannot eat it, although I always confirm allergies with their parents before v

I hope you know if your friends are teetotalers.

Would you put a fork into your hair?

What’s he retraining her for?

Same here, sister.

Chopstocks, really?

Did they at least pray for you instead?

Need to try asap.

If she cares so much about poor people and health care etc., why doesn’t she pay her f*cking taxes???

What an ass! Stealing pets is the worst!! Is your turtle okay?

A guy in Italy touched my breast when I was about 12 or 13 and with my mother. Gross.