I have a friend whose evil grandmother had her cat shot. This story makes me so sad.

Cannot star this enough.

My mother would find excuses for my brother. She always does.

When you say shit, do you mean they give you trouble in the bathroom?

Neither have I, but the first thing new girls I met ask is always: Do you have a boyfriend?

Sorry, my mother is just emotionally abusive. I saw a woman dangle her toddler over the seal pool last month though.

I saw a woman dangle her child over the seal pool just last month. And that zoo had ‘seals are predators’ signs in four fucking languages.

My father sat me and lil bro on a pony and then made the pony run. He still thinks it was hilarious how we both fell off.

Same here! (And awesome user name!)

Facebook suggested I buy a shirt saying ‘Eat Sleep Rave Repeat’ under Jezebel’s post.

Alanna was small, but Kel is not. Apparently she will get a sequel sometime soon as well!!

Some guy in 7th grade asked me out on a dare. I was only 11 because I had skipped a grade but the others were even more immature.

You know women are not bleeding on your food, right?

Well, Moriarty should have the means to ensure that.

And really, really literally.

I am German and for a second thought that Margret was my mother. They really had hair like that back then.

Wow, that would be sad. :(

When I first saw the headline, I thought it was about life. How boring.

Puhlease, as if Emma needs to be compared to Kate Middleton.

I'm sure Lorelai would have shut that guy right down.