I'm gonna use that to describe my skin colour from now on. "No, I'm not a hermit, I just want the aliens to know where I am."

As a woman who grew up playing with (regular!) Lego and Pokemon, I do not think that having a daughter necessarily means nothing but Barbies.

Actually, the particles in eggs are too big to penetrate your hair!

Was I the only one who read that as Mitchum Huntzberger Disease?

My mother also did things to me she claimed hating her own mother do to her. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and cognitive dissonance is powerful.

Thank you! It's not *that* simple, I guess (as people have pointed out), but it basically means denying someone's perception and thus making them doubt their own mind. My mother does it as well, sometimes, for example telling me she'd have divorced my father ages ago if it wasn't for us children, and then when I ask…

Denying things that actually happened is called gaslighting, in case you didn't know, and pretty serious emotional abuse in my opinion.

Came here to say that.

Which is super weird considering that with a skirt, you'd only have to lift it to do the nasty, whereas with pants, things get more complicated.

No, I think you just have too much.

There was an episode of Gilmore Girls where this happened and Rory and Emily had to save a party.

I "lost" (I didn't lose anything!) mine at 24, so don't panic. Btw, I don't regret a thing because while it was awkward in a way, it was also really perfect and I love him even more now.

Looks like a Korean music video to me.

How did he manage the parts between the letters? Did he just turn off his phone?

Really? Imagine how weird that may be for your son. Do you want to cry out your brother's name during sex? Ew.

Was he "crazy" (what does that even mean in this context?) or was he some sort of German Elliot Rodger?

Yup. As a German, it really bothers me how everyone thinks that simply because our top politician is a woman, sexism doesn't exist here.

I love you.

Do you happen to remember the title?

Do you happen to remember the title?