Bashir can't be a double agent. He's not speaking slowly enough.

I liked that even Section 31 thought the runabout being left in orbit was a ridiculous rogue plot thread.

Things are back to normal at last. Mostly.

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all of the grace and subtlety of monkey fucking a football.

Dukat as Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged is an idea with its own charms.

We'd be bestriding 4 pages at this rate.

@flirtycardassianwaitress:disqus There's a word for that: "Surrounded."

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I miss FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES

It's best not to dwell on such minutae.

Dukat was an early leader of the new form of epic momma snaps.

*slow Bajoran upside-down clap*

"FUCK YO' COUCH, WORF! FUCK! YO! COUCH!"

Yes indeed, m'dear!

Congratulations @flirtycardassianwaitress:disqus—you are a Doctor of Torts.

"O'Brien tries to win a game. Meanwhile, Dax bleeds to death."

"Kira?"

"Change of Heart" doesn't work for me for precisely what Zack mentioned—Why are they being allowed to work together in the first place? That and I've never been really invested very much in the Dax/Worf pairing at all, plus them wandering around in a circle in a very set-bound jungle just makes the damn thing feel…

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