I could have forgiven him if the joke was funny. It was not.

Yeah, I have to say, that monologue was terrible. Not a single joke, hell not even a moving picture, just the text “The uploader has not made this video available in your country.” I mean, can we even call that a monologue, then? Larry David definitely dropped the ball here.

OH NO! SLIGHTLY FEWER SHITTY JOBS!

Gee, this is really an embodiment of that whole lay-down-with-dogs-wake-up-with-fleas adage.

Conservatives:
My business is successful because of my personal accomplishments.
My business failed because of your politics.

- said no one after eating Papa John’s

You know, when I was a kid back in the early ‘80s and thought about what the year 2017 would be like it had a lot more flying cars and robot butlers and a lot fewer arguments about racist pizza and fans of a cartoon show screaming at minimum wage fast food workers because they ran out of sauce.

America’s racists; slick to the touch and thick with sodium-bloat from their diet of Papa John’s and Chick-fil-a, angrily wheezing along from one bottom-rung restaurant chain to another on their once-pristine, now grease-sodden white New Balance sneakers.

To be fair, there were some good pepperoni on both sides of the pizza.

Shhh. Nobody tell them about white pizza.

Don’t eat Papa John’s. He’s still a racist, but he just wants to be less overt about it. It’s not for nothing that Nazi numbnuts chose his pizza

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

If that’s the case, someone should really let Papa John know that. His racist, dog whistle comments about protesters are the reason the Alt-Right jumped on board with his brand.

“This is difficult for many men to accept”—I think that’s a major part of men’s denial and stonewalling. The volume and severity of sexual assault and harassment, particularly of women, strains the limits of comprehension even for me, a woman who has been through it myself. I’m not saying that men get a pass for not…

Well, yeah, but they’re that way because you as a parent haven’t taught them any better.

What always struck me about that one is, kids are often rude little pigs, but you don’t tell *them* that.

Nothing worked, Alec.
Bill Cosby raped women his entire adult life. He had busloads of accusers. He was taken to court by the woman whose “case it was to prosecute” and the motherfucker still walked out.
Danny Masterson still has a job. He has accusers with the same story.
Clarence Thomas has a job for life and Anita…

Alec needs to shut up.

This is a woman complaining about a black woman’s curves, portraying a black president as a clown, attending a rally on an overpass to prevent the entrance of brown children who claims ‘she doesn’t see race.’

I think it’s because Obama was preaching compassion towards children crossing the border and the right likened letting them in to (white) cultural suicide.