I level my alts with pet battles.

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Yeah, whenever I need to end an argument, I always fire off a few rounds. Into my own fucking home, like a dumbass. Yosemite Sam is basically my role model.

Or, as Dr. O’Neill told Fox, the proposed monument implies that black Americans were “satisfied enough with the institution of slavery” or were fighting for their “homeland”—two dangerous lies that these South Carolina lawmakers say could heal their state.

I believe they may have addressed that on a previous album.

I’m not sure if Wu-Tang Clan is something to fuck with.

They’re about as disorganized as punk is.

I don’t see how they could be considered punk; they’ve been around since 1992, and Blink-182 didn’t even invent the punk genre until 1995.

If only there was a good guy with some good questions that could have stopped him. “Don’t all lives matter?” “Without statues how will we remember history?” “Didn’t our Founding Fathers fight for our right to own grenade launchers?”

Now here’s Toby Keith with his new song “Bump Stocks Are Red, White, And Blue.”

It just broke on CNN that someone in Nashville has gone an a mass gun-question spree. Word is as many as sixteen country music stars were hit by a volley of over one hundred gun-control questions in less than five minutes.

If he REALLY was treating this like a business and not as a vindictive dick-bag, he would attempted to sell it, sell the assets, restructure it, or numerous other things that would have allowed him to recover/make money.

I would actually be intrigued by a Crosstrek WRX STI.

Sounds like it’s a good thing you don’t have one if you like to drive like a jackass.

Dang, did a WRX steal your girlfriend?

Exactly. A person’s citizenship can’t be determined until they are born. So we don’t even know if a fetus is an “American” until we know where it’s born. Unless this dumbass is now suggesting we should determine citizenship based on place of conception...

The real deal is that they are sexists that want to inhibit the freedom of women. The ability to control when and how we reproduce is probably the greatest factor in women moving up the career ladder and in when we choose to marry, if at all. Stripping us of that right will send us straight to the home, where they…

Finally, very few people know they are pregnant before 6 weeks and those that do have scant chance of getting to an abortion clinic in that time especially if they are young and victims of rape or incest. And as iff all the regulations haven’t put abortion clinics our of business, this most certainly would, because…

And how about serving that 6 month prison sentence and paying that fine too?