A fair question! It turns out “first-generation immigrant” is an ambiguous phrase, according to Wikipedia, which also cites the OED. That’s why I went with “second-generation American,” since his parents are now Americans.

Are you aware that you are currently wearing ripped jeans in 2017?

Jones calling out a legendary heavyweight proves that he isn’t afraid to face anyone, except for a pregnant woman after t-boning her car.

I thought that there wasn’t any stupider idea for a fight than Mayweather/McGregor, and then the fight gods said “Hold my beer” and came up with this idea. What’s next? The corpses of Rocky Marciano and Kimbo Slice fighting in a savate match?

I love it when a scrappy, heady, overachiever shows the grit to take it to a flashy, athletic, instinctive gloryboy thug.

I’d call it a draw. While Gilmore landed two solid blows, Edelman did manage to give him gonorrhea.

“I bet if I ran over Coach with the equipment cart, I’d get like a whole week off.”

I love it when a scrappy, heady, overachiever shows the grit to take it to a flashy, athletic, instinctive gloryboy.

No fights. If you do fight, you are ejected.

Les citoyens de Montréal saluent les contribuables de Los Angeles.

I think even that is too much. They should dump money into a permanent Olympic Village in Athens and be done with it.

Hi. Welcome to the interpretation of art, which is completely subjective. What exactly is your problem with black people interpreting Game of Thrones to have meaning for them?

The system that was in place in Africa pre-european contact was a vastly different system than the one Europeans use. It’s disingenuous to do the whole pointing fingers “They did it first bullshit.”

fuck you

If you were raised properly, you would know the “ They did it first!” excuse is not accepted from Kindergartners, let alone adult racists.

You should have been a fly on the wall when I (a woman) was in a guitar shop to buy a guitar. Yes, for myself! Lordamercy. Sales to willing customers aren’t hard, people!

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

And...3...2...1...countdown to the t-shirt and mug I will buy that simply say ‘Reclaiming my time’

Waters: “Why didn’t you bother responding to our letter?”