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Yuri Gaga
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Not Kool, FDA. Not Kool.

Sure.  She’ll just lay off the agent, the assistant, and maybe not sell any houses for a while.  

That flag is a literal false flag!

*Former Democratic President urges people to vote for Democrats*

You just answered your own question.

I was gonna say that pork isn’t the best example since there isn’t a religious rule about no kangaroos, but I checked, and apparently kangaroo isn’t kosher. I have a hard time imagining that the complaining parents were upset about that since it’s Nebraska, but that’s literally the only thing I can think of.

And thus concludes today’s issue of First world problems. 

What if they both win in the same election? How cool is that?

“… an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.”

Even if she did, that Taylor is dead

Baby elephant will never forget this. 

“Read your town charter, sir. If yachtstuffs should touch your property, said yachtstuffs shall be turned over to the national idiot.”

There is no epidemic of teen vaping, and teen smoking rates are at an all-time low.

A group of g-men is called a confusion. 

Someone tell this bitch that you wear your worn out stupid $30 Zara clothes for this bullshit and your nice clothes when you are on official kidnapping business. 

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with

Are people not allowed to be civil and even kind to whom they disagree with anymore?