I AM PUMPED (but ashamed to admit that I have still not finished my Paper Orion.)

Circuit boards can be soldered in a toaster oven, so why not washed in a dishwasher?

Lamb fries?!?

The shrimp thing is ironic, because without formaldehyde shrimp (or restaurant customers) may not even have existed in the first place.

Nobody is really sure...

Not a single mention of Guy Fieri?

D'ough!

Products get renamed from something accurate but unappealing-sounding...to a complete nonsense name that sounds better

Our Fryer who chars in Heaven
Tallow be thy name

And open a Home Depot right there in the church.

The planet Venus has atmosphere, but I wouldn't stay for it. Especially not if it had been franchised.

The Mir cosmonauts would welcome international visitors with a feast of bread and salt, but even that would be wonderful to eat in space. And this meal sounds even better.

The Rambaldi device is real? It's a Thanksgiving miracle!

YAMMER!

Was that the Pixel? I saw Pixel at X Prize Cup!

Is ginger ale "food" or "violence"? Are those my only choices? Because half the time I go to the grocery it's just to get more ginger ale.

"The Dismal Science", indeed.

"Federal Agents eat whale meat and blubber. You would too if you had to eat whale meat."

Mayonnasal

I would much rather eat fake mayonnaise that is named after a sinus medication.