Sub-conjunctival hemorrhage?

I'm glad I invested in RAMJAC while it was still a penny stock.

We'll finally get to try his pizza!

I especially like the Penguin Asada.

We'll need to get that down under 2% to be in full compliance with the law.

"A nutty mushroom flavor, followed by puke."

"Try our delicious vinegaroons"

They're going to trick me into eating bugs by packaging them in a cat food tin?

Oh, Logo! I thought you said Lego. That would have been an entirely different kind of scandal.

Men who Stare at Oats

"With only 45 minutes of sunlight, our besieged crew must complete the task which saves them from danger, and this task requires sunlight and one hour to complete. Sysyphian in its ghoulishness."

"At night" = "every 90 minutes", which would be an excellent plot/suspense device.

Lady and the Ramp: a woman (Julliane Moore?) spends 95 minutes trying to merge onto a gridlocked expressway.

Ushmore: a compulsive movie theater usher just can't stop, even if it means he'll alienate everyone close to him and lose everything.

"Boy, they sure used a lot of styrofoam."

The seventh seal trumpet will sound like a sad trombone, owing to the cholesterol in the mouthpiece.

"You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

The tariff may be unnecessary. It won't take long for Reagan to discover that there is no viable export economy for Duck Dynasty collector's plates.

This place could team up with that human hand burger restaurant. They would make a killing.

McDonald's PR legal team is known to carrion at great lengths about such things.