Sub-conjunctival hemorrhage?

I'm glad I invested in RAMJAC while it was still a penny stock.

We'll finally get to try his pizza!

For the sake of clarity, "fondlers" is a small subset of "owners", a subset that tends to be entirely unreasonable, even fanatical, about "gun rights", unlike yourself, and which has a disproportionate influence on policy.

The logic of the antivaxxers is similar to that of the gun-fondlers: the idea that some remote theoretical "right" to guard against some unrealized fictitious danger takes precedence over the very real, measurable harm being done by guns and diseases.

I especially like the Penguin Asada.

This author tries to describe the effect in terms of "semi-classical observables" (sorry if it's paywalled; perhaps there's another route)

We'll need to get that down under 2% to be in full compliance with the law.

"A nutty mushroom flavor, followed by puke."

"Try our delicious vinegaroons"

They're going to trick me into eating bugs by packaging them in a cat food tin?

Oh, Logo! I thought you said Lego. That would have been an entirely different kind of scandal.

Step 1: Docking Collar kicked my ass. Those fragile little tabs! Now I'm exhausted and frustrated and need to go lie down.

Men who Stare at Oats

"With only 45 minutes of sunlight, our besieged crew must complete the task which saves them from danger, and this task requires sunlight and one hour to complete. Sysyphian in its ghoulishness."

"At night" = "every 90 minutes", which would be an excellent plot/suspense device.

Lady and the Ramp: a woman (Julliane Moore?) spends 95 minutes trying to merge onto a gridlocked expressway.

Ushmore: a compulsive movie theater usher just can't stop, even if it means he'll alienate everyone close to him and lose everything.

Chang'E-1 and -2 conducted measurements that no lunar mission before had undertaken — complete microwave brightness temperature profiles of the lunar surface. That certainly didn't duplicate other nations' lunar missions. It may not sound sexy to anyone outside of planetary geology or ground-based microwave antenna…

They only had to worry about that when the test came back negative, which was rarely.