Science has suggested spoilers are beneficial. You're welcome. Love Kotaku.

I thought the farmhouse was the most depressing sequence in the entire game. 

To think I used to yearn for the fall of PUBG... In hindsight: notlikethis.gif 

Can anything run it, though? 

Ellie definitely became a severely broken person. 

Lev is the only good person in the game. 

Silly article, you can't buy a switch currently. 

Be a little more open minded. It can be oh so right. 

Any time a spider is mentioned in a headline I assume the article was written by Fahey. I was surprised when this one was not. 

😂 Fair enough. 

He's paying for his daughter's degree, not his own. 

Nah, the zoomers are just going to upload their consciousness to vast servers and peace out from this terrible experiment. 

I hear it was a small mouth bass... 

To this day I call out "Penguins can't fly!". 

Does steam offer animated Jesus gifs? 

Because, ultimately, the only reason anyone enters the shop contests is for the Nookie.

And now he’ll migrate to Facebook, furthering the toxic cesspool that it has become. In another five years it will basically be 4chan.

But why do this to Roxanne?

TMI. 

If you want to be impressed by cover bands, that’s your prerogative. I’m sure there’s a high school battle of the bands victor at your local dive bar who would love your five dollars so they can get a few tacos.