The scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz was more than happy to show his pole to Dorothy because he didn't have a brain. 

You're a mad woman. I agree with you on many things, but this is a curious opinion. 

Both articles are about chonky kaiju though... 

One of the things I like about being a sprout is that I can read all of this and not have anything spoiled. 

Sprout here. Going to start from the beginning. How many hours should I realistically expect this game to take? Trying to estimate how much I'm going to spend on time cards... 

O rly? 

Meh. The drivers are there to drive you. Social interaction should come at a premium. 

I finish fewer games as I grow older. When I was a teenager I would spend my summers trying to beat as many games as possible, back to back. I'd play 13+ hours a day. It was pretty ridiculous. Now? I think the last game I finished was Final Fantasy XV... Before that? Uncharted 4... Before that, however? Last of Us. 

Then stream you playing oot all day. 

*turns on tripe talk*

If you focus on the stick path, you become a warmonger. 

There does need to be options. Unfortunately, exclusivity is not exactly an option. 

I need to know if the birthday boy is named Dick, or if this is a request (command?) made for the birthday boy.

My comments have been in grey for as long as I can remember. :(

This was one of your best entries! Very inspired. 

$20 per game? Seems pretty decent. 

I hear this gif. 

Companies should just offer the same items as stand alone purchases. That will test their stance on these alleged “surprise mechanics”.

Seems like a lot of empty nonsense. Get gems! Here's your dopamine. Stay and watch. Forget you have a life to live. 

They most assuredly were assaulted, but with how our laws are currently written and how legal precedent has been set, the men responsible won't get convicted. Doubt it will even make it to trial. Our system is so incredibly messed up. Did you know, that if a woman tells her harasser no multiple times over a period of…