I need something like this in my life

who gives a fuck?

We say helado in puerto rico, so youre covered there

Woot we got first billing (Puerto Ricans). This textbook is hilarious!

Is... is that supposed to be an insult?

And yet Musk has still contributed more than that twatwaffle ever did. Musk might be an asshole just like jobs but hes at least striven to push humanity forward.

Oh gosh, $28,000 whole dollars? The bastard!

So you hate him cause hes a billionaire? A self made one at that. Youre just jealous.

Psh, what did jobs do? Cell phones?

Youre right, that is a dumb thing to say.

Oh then whoever designed the system to dredge up ancient news to pass off as new can suck a dick.

I want to smack him to be honest.

The cop shoed remarkable restraint. That dude is the most annoying guy ever. The way he talks drove me up the wall Im pretty sure i would have at least pistol whipped him and told him to speak properly.

Even in the books it is understood that Roland basically does the same thing over and over again, and has been doing it for lifetimes. Every time he gets to the tower he gets reset.

God I HATED his Heimdall casting. I was forced to eat my words on that because I didnt know who Elba was until then.

Its set after the books so they could have gone anywhere with it really.

Is it possible o hate Idris Elba?

They just hose em down in a cubicle!

I want a ridable JP velociraptor. Not the crappy real ones, the ones from the movie.

Yeah, thats what you do when you take a walk in he woods.