I think we can safely state that you visualize an argument as a bad thing, and most of us visualize their “argument” as them giving each other shit playfully.

Figure out from what angles and distances people can see your computer monitor.

This post is a lot more meaningful if you’ve read the book. Everybody: buy and read Doug Demuro’s book!

(Editor’s Note: I have serious feels about “Tall” being the name for a fucking Small and “Grande” being a goddamned Medium. Fuck you, Starbucks, I will order a Large, not a Venti, and you will FUCKING LIKE IT)

It took me a solid 3 repeats to realize i wasnt going crazy.

Dear lord - the number of naggy vaginas picking at trivial or inconsequential features on this update is embarrassing. “B-b-b-but the high belt line will cause more accidents!” “ I know it comes with a manual but why did the show the automatic :-(?” “ E-brake means I can’t possibly do those handbrake turns that I…

Ford is basically a truck company that makes Fiestas, Mustangs and crossovers on the side.

This really, really stupid advice helped me lose 30 pounds: Don’t buy anything bad. When I went grocery shopping, I didn’t buy any pop or any snacks that were ready to eat. If I wanted to eat something, I had to make it. Instead of stuffing my face from a chip bag, I had to make something, which meant prep and clean…

The Color Run is the Pumpkin Spice Latte of running events.

I’ve seen that setup..it is very cool, that makes sense.

Those are part of my Monday routine!

Boars R Us

Cool story

Just goes to show. I don’t care how much money you pour into a car. When you get em on the roof they don’t handle for shit.

This “Pork: the Other White Meat” viral marketing campaign is off the fucking rails.

That’s a pretty embarrassing way to spell “Florida,” Tom.

In the US the mall security guards would have pulled out a machine gun and killed the boar. Then they would have planted a stolen pack of gum on the boar.

Re: curb eggnog - my wife and I routinely pick up and eat avocados that fall on a nearby house’s patio. We scoped it out for a little while and they never pick them up themselves, so we grab them early in the morning when we’re walking the dog. Sometimes they’ve been nibbled on by squirrels (or maybe raccoons?) I…

Have dropped 55 since October, my third 30+ pound drop over the past seven years:

It took me a long time to break the "I worked hard, I deserve this" attitude. I constantly fight with my BFs mom over "deserving" junk food. "It's someone's birthday, you can cheat." There is literally a bday party somewhere in my life every other week. Combined with holidays, and "Friday" being an excuse, pretty much…