“Mine.”

Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.

I sincerely hope this is not an April Fools joke, because this is the Malibu I’ve been waiting for. The grille is amazing, but the profile is sick.

This is the first Chevy sedan in I don’t know how many years that I actually like the looks of, and don’t cringe upon seeing.

THIS CAR LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER CAR EVER DESIGNED EVER!

As a 21 year old heading to law school in a year with the hope that I will be successful and able to afford a nice car, I completely see Cadillac differently than most people 5+ years older. All I’ve seen in the past 7 years has been Cadillac pointing itself towards getting back to it’s roots, taking an American stand…

Best college building to take a dump is definitely the business school. Odds are that place was built with crazy amounts of donated money and is fairly new. In college, the pristine toilet was second floor of the business school building, handicapped stall. Place was like 300 sq feet with a window and a sink. …

What kind of fucking asshole pisses in a sauna? But I encourage that dink to try and pee on the sauna rocks. He deserves to get his balls scalded by his own steamed urine. Asshole.

This is so gloriously dumb I had to star it. Congrats.

The dealers are going to make or break Cadillac over the next few years, and If this post is any indication, Caddy's in trouble.

“Mark Sanchez Can Get Fucked.”

A perpetual motion train that makes a giant circle around the globe in a post apocalyptic winter ice ball

Tire pressure looks to be a bit off. Probably by 1.5psi.

As a Browns fan I loved how he thought he had a perfectly good reason for why his team continues to struggle until he realizes "You know what, maybe our team just fucking sucks" This kid gets it

He's actually a paid reporter for Bleacher Report. Though he is under fire for not having enough slide shows in this particular post.

I think the person was likely fed up with how other people drive in Chicago and was just looking for an easy way out.

Breaking: Coach uses charitable language about his former player, and does not condemn him enough. Internet outraged.

I have people call me picky and then, in the same breath go "Ewwwww.. why would you eat THAT?" when I counter with "I eat baby octopus/eel/anything that isn't endangered"*

When I worked at a grocery store and something didn't scan right away, the person I was ringing up would without fail say "Oh, I guess it must be free!". Then they would stand there with this expectant look just waiting for me to start laughing. When I didn't (because a. it isn't even remotely funny, and b. I heard it…

Apparently I'm making my manhattans wrong. But I still like them, so I don't really care.