The fact he thinks the new Malibu is a respectable sedan led me to believe the article was crap before the premise was laid out.

I guess you didn't the article to the point where McParland makes precisely the same point also using Mercedes as his analogy.

Their you go again, correcting they're grammar like there somehow lesser people than you.

Are we all in agreement that he won't be good in the NFL and this is a waste of a draft pick?

This asshole on the Island Highway, just outside of Victoria, BC,

I can already tell, I will be checking this post all day today...

This guy.

She is the worst Prius driver in the world.

What's with the casual misogyny? Get the fuck outta here.

That maneuver at 1:20 is New England favorite.

Fuckin', Doug.

"Once you start watching, you won't be able to stop."

Ugh, Columbia. What a bunch of Cocks.

Blur that plate!

a highly visible Ole Miss booster since at least 2012, appearing on platforms including Twitter, Facebook, Myspace,

The Jimmy trade isn't that surprising. The guy can only catch. Seattle is the one that wrote the book on how to defend him. He is also prone to dropping the ball. On the flipside of this, the Saints have had terrible O-line play the last couple of years and it shows in Drew Brees's turnovers and forced passes (shitty…

they tried that scam on me to! It was terrifying... Worst part? They got me... I'm dead now!!!

I think there's a level of douchebaggery and beyond-beyond-reasonable-doubt where beatings should be in play as legal punishment. Because this person needs beatings.

Can I just say that I love features like this so very much—Jezebel is at its best when people in the comments get inspired to tell stories they have, and Jez readers have some GREAT, funny/bizarre/scary/sad/amazing stories. Love storytime.