If you're assuming the delivery fee goes to the driver... you're completely incorrect. It is a service fee that goes directly into the cash drawer. The driver sees none of that except for his measly minimum wage they receive.

This is excellent. How am I the first to star it?

Star for the last one. Hopefully Steve sees it. I love his articles.

I googled it. And yes, remove the damn chicken tax. I'm not partial to small trucks but I support variety in the market place!

I know I can google this but I'm going to be a lazy commenter... I always see the chicken tax referenced. What is it?

The oil filter on the Commander is incredibly difficult to get to as well. Its terrible! I actually stopped changing my own oil in it and just pay to get it done now.

I viewed it this way... as soon as I got my first post-college job telling anyone what I made went right out the window. To me that just became the mature thing to do. I don't really care what anyone else makes for that matter. It was cool when you made $1 more per hour than your buddy because you worked at this…

I don't go to a ton of car shows, just the occasional classic one during the summer that I may drive past, but there has never been a moment in my life where I thought for a second to touch someone's car. Let alone to lean against it and take selfies, etc. People are unbelievable. How is it not common sense to not…

The guy in the poop history story was an idiot. He had quite a few other options. For one, say dude I'm just taking a shit, wait for the next guy. The extra 20 seconds it would have taken to finish cleaning himself off would have made his day a hell of a lot less shittier.

As a person who hates being cold, if I were buying brand new and was deciding between two cars, that may bump one car over the other. Heated seats and I imagine a heated steering wheel are wonderful. Of course other than heated amenities I don't want any of the other crap they put in cars. Give me an auxillary jack…

I could drop a lot of money on cars in a heartbeat, but honestly I'd probably just go buy a loaded Grand Cherokee (not the srt model) and an audi s5. I know thats still quite a bit more expensive than the Subaru, but I would consider that restrained. Of course after I paid off student loans, etc. and invested the…

My vote is for an Audi R8. Then come visit Pittsburgh so we can hang out and I can admire the beauty of it!

I think you can thank Jim Shorkey for that. I'm pretty sure he bought the entirety of the fleet along the east coast and sold them in the Pittsburgh area.

Comes with the 4.7 also. I have the 4.7 V8. I picked it up for $2500, so for the money its a great motor. I can't imagine driving one with a 3.7.

Exactly. I tried explaining this story to my girlfriend yesterday. She wanted to know how that would feel good. I didn't have an answer.

That is exactly what it means.

Give Las Velas in Market Square a try for Mexican food. I've eaten there a few times and really enjoyed it. I can't speak to the asian food scene too much. Nikki's Thai was very good when I ate there, as well as Thai Me Up in Southside.

Born and raised in Pittsburgh. I have to say, I just don't fucking get the Primanti's thing. I've never had something from there that I remotely thought was good. Its all pretty low quality food put together on crap bread. I DO NOT tell anyone to go there when they come to town. I can tell you a variety of places…

I think this went over my head? Batch has two Super Bowl rings?

But, it isn't a pug. I believe that there is a french bulldog.