I’m also an old married but back in the late 2000s when I was single, I was DEVOTED to condoms. I was on the pill, too, but I was a kid during the HIV crisis (and the comprehensive sex-education of the Clinton years) so I insisted on a condom every. single. time. I didn’t have sex without one until I was 30, and that…

Personally speaking, it is upsettingly difficult to get many men to use a condom. I have a Mirena IUD and don’t disclose it so they feel they “have” to wear one for birth control. Even then it can be a struggle. Le sigh!

Time for a remake of Kids but this time with untreatable gonorrhea.

Wrap it up or fap it up.

I am beginning to feel uncomfortable with what seems like an attempt to erase women, or biologically female humans, from things that only biologically female humans do. Biologically female humans have the babies, and we can’t pretend like there is no such thing as a female human or a male human—even if people who are…

I’m knock-kneed, so there’s a wholllle lot of thigh on thigh contact going on. I basically just hunkered down in the Old Navy dressing rooms with one of every single cut/inseam/material of short they offered, each in 2 sizes, and catwalked my ass up and down the little hall until I found a pair that didn’t ride up too…

I have the same issue. I even had the problem when I was fairly thin. I think it has more to do with the very tops of your thighs and how wide set your hips are. I have inner thigh fat and my legs are naturally close together so I can’t for the life of me find shorts that my vagina doesn’t eat.

This is the single best Tilda origin story I have ever heard. Her nephew is a friend of a friend, but I’m now going to believe she’s Amelia anyway.

You guys didn’t use my dad’s method of needle sterilization, which consisted of holding it over a Bic lighter for two seconds before digging the splinter out of my hand?

That was what made the Cersei and Jamie in the crypt rape the worst for me. She had not, explicitly, been subjected to sexual assault, and her motivations were much more complex in reaction to her place in society as a woman... and then, it became all muddy with that rape. :( And the lack of sexual assault has been…

My first Melissa Etheridge concert was at The Greek in Los Angeles. The ratio seemed to be, at least to me, about 80% female, 20% male. We were walking to our seats and these two guys, early 20s, came barreling through the crowd and one of them slammed into me, almost knocking me down. I shouted “Hey!” like you do…

Her shoes are fucking fantastic and this IS a hill I will die on. Lord knows how she stumbled across the Most Comfortable Heel formula but she did.

Yup. I think that’s an impression that’s unfortunately widespread in Europe... The one time I was groped over there the guy responded to my anger with “But you’re American, American girls are sluts!”

As an ex-pat to Sweden, I generally find the Swedes here to be cold and introverted. Never once been cat-called in the 5 years I’ve lived here, which is nice, but also the average person is allergic to saying a simple “excuse me,” so... I will say that they tend to have a much more...casual attitude about everything…

“Could you imagine the outrage if there was a male only festival? During White History Month!”

My daily Xanax combined with antihistamines and decongestants mean I generally have a stick of Trident keeping me from being parched.

I take psychiatric meds. I’m betting Britney does too, if judging by her past exploits. The meds make my mouth unbearably dry—I can’t even swallow because there’s no saliva in my mouth. Idk, maybe she’s chewing gum to keep her mouth moist?

#FakeNews #AlternativeGeography

Everything either sounds funny or scary as hell with a German accent. There is very little middle ground here.