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But in Trump’s defense, McCain didn’t really want to impress the Vietnamese.

The original was funnier, Ms. Schumer. 

McCain has integrity, military bearing and training. Trump has an affinity for running off at the mouth without regards to what he’s saying or to who/whom he’s saying it to

There’s a difference between hating Israel and empathizing with Palestine.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

Not a spy, just an intelligence asset.

No, he wanted to be President, in the sense that the men who run countries in the bad parts of Africa are President. He wanted everyone to call him “Mister President” and do as he tells them. The position he really wanted was “Autocrat,” but we don’t have that position in this country.

Not every President fires the FBI director. In fact it’s fairly unique. #notallpresidents

Actually, there was a time when it was the norm for presidents to pick members of rival parties for positions because they were the person most qualified for the job.

Of course, that was when American politics was about efficiently running the country and not about political parties acting like rival sports teams and…

OK, let’s set some odds on the next FBI Director.
2:1 Somebody we’ve never heard of. Overwhelming favorite.
4:1 Roger Ailes
4:1 Chris Christie
5:1 Steve Bannon
8:1 Jared Kushner
10:1 Bill O’Reilly
12:1 Ted Nugent
15:1 Kid Rock
18:1 Jason Chaffietz
20:1 Clint Eastwood (Directed J. Edgar)
25:1 James Comey again
100:1 Naked Cowboy
Or
…

He is the President, like it or not. He’s their boss. They cannot feed him misinformation. However, after this, I think a lot fewer intelligence officials are going to complain about him not reading the Presidential Daily Brief. Maybe they will obfuscate the important stuff behind big words and make jump mazes to…

The President of the United States is literally a Russian spy.

We here in Texas are really hoping he picks John Cornyn. The idea of a special election this November for his senate seat when Beto O’Rourke is gaining popularity and then Ted Cruz’s seat coming up in 2018 is just too tempting to pass up.

NSA: “It’s ok, we took the blades out. The FBI and I shave him at night while he’s sleeping. It’s kind of cute, I think.”

Good question. Because liberals try really hard to act like adults?

Maybe the FBI will go all CIA-on-Kennedy and just take him out...

Doesn’t Trump seem like the kind of insecure buffoon you could easily bluff/goad into bragging the details of stuff like this all the time?

To the U.S. intel community (outward facing, inward facing and military):

Let’s not kid ourselves: Obama would never do something like that.