We call this “Extra Ashy”.

Look here my mans I don’t knock this man’s formula it worked for Trump University and it can work for the Frederick Douglas Marcus Garvey Leadership Academy for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too.

“Tiffany Haddish has never been funny. She’s always exhibited wild, exaggerated antics, but has never told any jokes that, like Katt Williams has said, can sustain an audience for a single hour. She has sporadic one-liners, but no sustaining “joke narratives.” “

She gets points from me just for using “tangentially” properly. Just about everyone in my social circles who try to use that word end up spelling and/or pronouncing it as “tangenitally.” Apparently I’m related to and/or associate with too many people obsessed with tanned genitals...

*Cough*Kanye*cough*

I don’t know how Flea can drink anything in with his head so far up his ass. I can’t stand that bullshit Cali-by-way-of-Yogi-surfer-3rd-eye-chakra speak.

In her eighties my great grandmother ran off with her high school sweetheart and left a note for her caretaker, “I have eloped.” Best decade of her life.  Never too late.

“Let me fuck with these Black folks for no reason .”

I’ve read it, and I strongly doubt it would change yours or anyone else’s life.

It’s the same with Bukowski. Everybody I ever met who loved him was not just a raging egotistical douche, but convinced that raging egotistical douchiness was somehow intrinsic to their creative genius. The kind of up-their-own-ass honkeys who romanticize self-destruction and curate their own drinking problem. I’m…

Sure, he stalked her, beat her, and threatened her life as well as the lives around her, but he wrote some stuff that seems kinda cool. So....

Right? I ran in to this video on a playlist recently and couldn’t believe it was anything other than a joke. Just talentless.

That feels like a parody video from 15 years ago about a gangsta rapper from the future. It’s not though ... is it?

Trust me, I’m 24 and a big rap fan, and I still feel out of it with these people. I can handle people like Yachty and Uzi to a certain extent, but dudes like this or Lil Pump make me cringe. Stop letting these stupid kids with a billion face tattoos, stupid hair and trash bars get famous.

Thank you. To claim you’ve never heard of singular they is to admit you don’t read. But it IS Trump’s America, so here’s your merit badge asshole. Don’t sew your thumb to your vest....