Trying to please too many crowds at once. Strip clubs are going to have way better titillation, high-end restaurants are going to have a better wining-and-dining experience, and all different kinds of venues are going to have better entertainment. Ultimately what you wind up with is not a place that has something for…

If the Playboy brand is only loved by middle America then why aren’t they putting this shit in Des Moines instead of New York?

and loved by middle America

I’m going to go with my first reaction to the headline: “No, because I don’t hate myself.”

As I’m not a creepy old dude who gets off on subservient half naked women, no I would not enjoy this experience, then again I am also not tempted by it’s modern low class equivalent which I think is known as Hooters.

Even if he is blind I’d respect how committed he is to perpetuating the lie.

If this is a con, dude is really invested long term in it, he’s been doing it for 50 years or more

Can you imagine finding something like this? I once found $20 in a book I bought at a yard sale and thought it was the greatest thing ever, it must be awesome to find something that important.

Both my kids were accidents (which is to say we weren’t intentionally trying to get pregnant at the time), but they were the happiest of my life. Thankfully, my daughter passed her Hot Topic days a while back and she’s 21 now.

If it’s any consolation, I do believe plenty of planned for pregnancies also turn into disaffected teens who shop at Hot Topic.

I trust a post-Taco Bell fart more than I trust Trump.

I’m going to be a grown-up and get over the fact that Jordan Peele impregnated someone other than me to wish them both the best.

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

Yup she needs a better dialect coach. Other than that I think she’s very talented.

Yeah...she needs to work on American accents in general.

I live right next to “Delaware” and I can assure you that it is a state of perpetual quantum flux.

Did you hear the one about Anthony Weiner fighting with his new girlfriend? When she found out that the feds might charge him with possession of child porn, she screamed at him that he was a pedophile. Anthony turned to her and said “Pedophile, huh? That’s an awfully big word for a ten year old.”

Nah. Wet Seal is much, much classier.

I worked at Wet Seal in 2000. We had a Destiny’s Child poster was hanging up in our backroom. The trio was in town for a concert and shopped in our store and they all signed it for us. Britney Spears was in the next weekend, and wanted a private shopping experience, so we closed the store for her. 17 year old me was…

So she lost like 4lb? Inspiring.