Madden ratings, mostly.

Patton Oswalt sums it up nicely.

Common sense is nothing more than a bunch of preconceived notions. For accuracy, I'll take science over common sense.

I don't even understand this but +1

Oh, he knows some gay people so it is cool.

I hope Dolan owns the Knicks forever and ever. The Knicks are the most entertaining team in sports because of him.

Why the hell would you vote for Maddux?

I'm behind Chass 100%. Hell, I know I'd never vote Biggio in the Hall if it were me who saw Craig teaching his five-year-old daughter to ride a bike on the sidewalk. It's not a goddamn sidebike, Craig.

It's in the first paragraph :

Given Kluwe's gaming habits, I wouldn't be surprised if this was a simple matter of Priefer being a Mac guy while Kluwe was too PC.

I can still hit the ball 45 yards outside the numbers with good hangtime

The Packers—the Packers!—still have 7,500 seats remaining

Once or twice

Even though Philly sold all their tickets, three of four Eagles fans will definitely be blacked out.

"All this talking & texting, he NEVER mentioned a girlfriend."

Oh, that's awful.

People need to take responsibility for their own stupidity.

....You do realize NBA 2K14 is made by 2K, not EA, right? Or did you want to just get a dig in at EA?

I really really like women, too. I just like dick more.

Not considered, because the Seahawks weren't trailing. But on the other hand, Romo's fumbled FB snap from 07 isn't counted here either. This is strictly turnovers, so we miss a lot of the more creatively self-inflicted pain.