In comparison to Loria: Tan, pales.

Subject: Thought You Could Use This Now

Tim Tebow: "... and that's why I think Missouri won't live up to its preseason expectations. Now, let's throw it to Dan Patrick, back in the ESPN studio."

Normally it's difficult to choose a favourite on a list like this, but this was an easy pick.

RACIST TEAM FIRES RACIALLY AMBIGUOUS COACH ON RACISTLY NAMED DAY

Deadspinfowars: Don't believe everything Big Records tells you!

Unless Tony Wyllie has Sussanna Nickells name wrong in his address book (aren't those normally company wide and correct?) then it's fake since she spells her name Susanna Nickell

Actually... Having played the game for 30 minutes, I've discovered the game discs, and box, work surprisingly well. Thanks, mom and dad!

Goddamn it! I needed coasters and my parents gave me Final Fantasy XIII! I am so tired of their shit! I'm running away!

Marc Gasol is shaking his head at you.

Strong take but I totes agree with you. Why would you have a back up quarterback that isn't talented? That just seems silly, doesn't it? There are even some teams with 1st string QBs that aren't very good! It's like, LOL, why don't you go out at sign a talented QB if your current QB sucks!?! Lulz smh.

This might be the first article such as this that did not mention Favre and his availability. I think that is a good sign that maybe we really have seen the last of him.

> Tony Romo throws out back

I know, right? Who would even dare to enshrine Craig Biggio in the same Hall of Fame as Bill-fucking-Mazeroski.

Not to nitpick, Tom, but I'm pretty sure it was a Conn email that caused all the trouble.

Man, I wonder which team official was behind The Wheel. Hopefully not Jason Kidd.

Newton: [Fits himself into mold]

a supremely talented athlete who doesn't fit nicely into any kind of mold

You missed the biggest example of his bias.

and Newton—a supremely talented athlete who doesn't fit nicely into any kind of mold—is their next logical target.