Stay Massy, Chris Berman

Stay passe, Comment Memes

Go fuck yourself.

With Auburn about to compete for the national championship, has there been any study on the relative effect of live plant mascots? It's my thesis that money doesn't grow on trees.

live mascots such as...Uga...

I was robbed!! I demand a recount! http://mrphilroth.com/mlbpayrolls/

Ally. They're a truly great bank. And I *hate* banks.

It's there because this is Tina's list.

Why the fuck didn't you let Ken Tremendous tackle this in a step-by-step FJM -style takedown? And don't give me some lame-ass excuse like "He was busy" or "The holidays" or "He already wrote a Jack Morris piece for us" or "Fremulon conference call" or "pooping disaster" or "food metaphor shortage."

Previous four movie grades from G&L: B, A-, B, B-. Since you appear to have dropped out of school at a very early age, I'll explain to you that a B grade means "good."

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This list is based entirely on what Gawker Media readers purchased from links on Gawker Media sites. It has nothing…

I'm happy Kotaku has me too. I like paying rent!

No, but most Finebaum callers are.

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BeyondPod and DoggCatcher are both good. Did you actually look before complaining?

haven't played Tom Braider but I imagine it's a salon simulator.

Are you comparing saying something racist to alcoholism? I just want to make sure.

Therapist: [holds up picture of a black man]

"Chemistry is not about liking each other"

Witcher 2 came out in 2011/2012, btw.