Or Legolas?

Not Pictured: David Stern's One-and-Done Rule

When you can throw it that far, they usually don't let you wear number 15.

Michael Crabtree: Fore!

Wait, so you get flagged if you throw the ball 60 yards? Chad Pennington's career is starting to make a lot more sense now.

Can't you read? It's Sportsman of the Year, which obviously eliminates Wambach, Griner, Williams, Rodriguez, and Tetherball bear.

How do these comment thingys work?

Becaused he's gassed. See, you take Paul Gasol, take out the gas, and you get Paul ol. Funny, right?

Good read. I never thought I would Kerrigan about this saga after 20 years or so.

Of course it wasn't these two. A good Sheff would never want to mess up Stew art.

i think 11(11 right?) straight losses by the texans might trump that

Yeah but what can I get my black friends?

Is it sex? I hope it's sex.

No way. PFTC thinks modern air raid offenses are for the weak. His offense would be nothing but handoffs up the gut to gritty white fullbacks.

Though he seemed calm during the interview, everyone knows that Mohajir is a sweater.

And each time, he has bolted for those greener pastures as the team was preparing for the GoDaddy.com Bowl.

I know, in 2012 you couldn't find a PS4 anywhere! Trust me, I looked.

The rest of us more than willing to let Texas and Florida secede to gain sovereign nation status.

It's a shame Trent Richardson couldn't play—he'd prove, once and for all, that these colors really don't run.

$6 billion? That's not just chump Chang.