Another example of why every multiplayer game should have some sort of theater mode. Not sure why they got rid of it in the latest CoDs....

The attacker was able to flee the scene because everyone runs faster with a knife.

Shout out to Tom for the sneaky burn at the end implying the Bulls would go down in 4 straight games in a playoff series.

That’s nothing. I partially severed my thumb slicing roast beef at Arby’s. It was still attached by a tendon.

It's the last line of the post.

yes it is our concern because anytime the hipsters find something which is normally cheap (like stock) they lose they're goddamned minds and drive prices up with their bullshit. plus it contributes to a culture of ignorance where mundane (or useless things) are inflated in perceived value because of putative "health…

The system works!

I guess those offers of free lap dances if Smart stayed weren’t enticing enough.

Lifelong Vikings fan, and I’ll add this one. I was 10 years old when Anderson missed that kick, and it started me down the path of being jaded and cynical.

If I could go back in time, I’d have lunch with Adolf Hitler in Vienna, 1912, before he had fully embraced antisemitism. We’d talk about what his plans were for the money from his father’s estate and have a passionate discussion on the merits of zonal marking on set pieces. Hitler would order the schnitzel, and I, the…

I guess Drake the type to not know Bo.

Brian: “Kelly....Oh, why? WHY?”

If Wiggins is Maple Jordan, Bennett is Mabel Jordan.

They really missed their opportunity for a main character :P

because she has no bars

Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.

FTFY, Greg.