Oklahoma: Boomer Yinzer

Am I the only one who was raised to put butter on the bread, too? Not like pile it on, but just a little before you put the PB down?

"All I want for my birthday is a big booty [power forward]"

So glad Joe Johnson's no longer rockin the 2.

Bulleit Rye makes an excellent Manhattan.

ODST is still my favorite trailer. That shit still gives me chills

my favorite game ad campaign of all time is the 117 memorial series. The war vets recalling their encounters with John and the dioramas set up as a museum piece.

probably the best track on the album, holy shit zack looks weird not scowling

I'm still recovering from their set at SXSW on Friday.

"This is the VIG section, for Very Important Ghosts who are willing to spend upwards of three hundred spooky dollars."

I've been married for seven years, and my wife and I were together for six years before that. If she were the sort of person who set conversational traps, none of that would be true.

Why would you date someone who would set traps for you? If you're dating a cool and good person, she is not setting a trap for you.

Praise Helix!

Melodica. World Series, Game 7, and this comes out for the national anthem. It would rule:

Most of the stories here are infuriating but yours is just beautiful.

Pete is sitting next to his idol. That's an opportunity he can't pass on.

Yeeaaah... I have a network of interest groups that get together in pubs for discussion, and sometimes they can be a little dense about showing up with more than 8 and not giving the place a heads up. Also, the numbers fluctuate, and it's not something where we can dictate exact numbers (as much as I wish I could, and…

That's awesome. I won't go anywhere if I think they're closing in ten minutes. I've pulled into drive-thrus and asked when they close and they'll say, "Five minutes." I wish them a good night and drive on.